People have horrible taste when it comes to what you drive.

I am pretty much due for a new car, but a dilemma is stopping me from picking a new one: the cars that are out today suck ASS! Everything is either bigger or boxier, or a pretentious hybrid car.

The number one culprit is the Scion. You ever see those commercials? Where there's this ghetto-ass rap ship playing while you see how "customizable" this car is? If it's so customizable, why does every one I see on the road look the SAME?!?!?!?



This thing is a fricken brick. How the hell can you get good gas mileage in this piece of shit? The wind resistance must be so high in this thing. It's design is the worst? What, did the guy who designed this get his ideas from a tissue box?

Let's compare wind resistance in the wind tunnel test.



As you can see, the huge boxy brick obviously fails hard at this test. So does anyone who buys one. Actually, the only people I see driving these things are old people, and if you have read up on this blog, you should know that I'm GLAD old people drive them. I hope they drive them off a boxy cliff, and die a boxy death.

Another thing that pisses me off about cars, is the retarded white trash that buys a 92' Honda or an 86' Corolla and tries to make it a fucking race car. They buy a ridiculous spoiler (because they are actually going to need it), and a bodykit that usually goes unpainted due to laziness or lack of color coordination. So they drive these "import killers" with smashed windows and a different color door around their white trash trailer parks, blasting rap music that sounds less talented than a fat guy's farts. These people need a wake up call. Nobody likes what those cars look like. NOBODY. The only person you are appealing to is yourself. Just keep throwing that shit all over your car.


PROOF OF GAYNESS.

Oh and another thing:

Girls, stop with the fucking Mardi Gras beads, you whores. I don't need to know how much of a slut you are. That goes for guys hanging the garter from the rearview mirror. I dunno, it sounds to me like you are trying to convince people that you're not a flaming faggot.