What the hell is happening to us all?!??!?!

Top ten things I hate:

10. People that stick NASCAR numbers on their car, but drive 5 miles below the speed limit. (If you have the number, you better have the speed)
9. Girls who shave off their eyebrows, and pencil them in. (WHAT IS THE POINT?!?!? You look like a transvestite!)
8. Old people without the mental ability to venture out into society, but try anyway.
7. Support Our Troops ribbons. (Stuck right on those gas guzzling SUVs)
6. Country music. (Do they HAVE to sing like that?)
5. MySpace. (Don't even bother arguing with me)
4. Sarah Silverman. (UNfunny. Shock comedy is a way of saying "I have no talent")
3. Standup comedy. (Breeds retards who repeat the 'jokes' over and over again)
2. Religion. (Adults with imaginary friends)
1. G.W. Bush. (Hands down)

It's things like this that make me never want to have children. This world is going to shit and some retards are helping.