WHY THE FUCK DO CANADIANS SHOP HERE?

If you live up north close to the Canadian border like me, you will often see a large group of people infiltrating the United States. This special group of people are more dangerous than any terrorist threat.

Canadians.



If you see one on the road, or in a store, steer clear and stay away. If you are unsure if the person is Canadian or not, check for some of these signs:

1. The car in front of you does not turn on a green arrow.
2. People are in a parking lot throwing boxes and garbage around so they don't have to pay the insanely low duty tax.
3. They don't know how to check out, or pretty much do anything in a store.

One of the big factors you must also remember, is if you are in line at the pharmacy. For some reason, Canadians like to come to the US to "buy" prescription medicine without a prescription (which they cannot do, DUUUUHHHHHHH). Also, they are stupid enough to ask for name brands that only exist in Canada and also ask for the notorious placebo pill they like to call:

TYLENOL WITH CODEINE AND CAFFEINE NO. 1.



This drug is not only useless (you can take a shitload of other ones that do the same thing), but it pisses the Canadian off, making them say stuff like: "You mean to tell me I came all the way from TORONTO and you don't have what I need?"

Well, dumbshit, if you SHOPPED in Canada, you would not only get EXACTLY what you are looking for, you would pay less for it. Why the fuck do you come here, waste all my time, and then wonder why you can't buy Canadian products? BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE US YOU RETARD!!!

Think about it. You waste an hours worth of gasoline to come here, and then think you will save some money, and STILL make it through customs smuggling the crap like some sort of retarded thieves. Customs searches a random queue of cars anyway, so it doesn't matter how good you hide crap under the baby seat. With all the time and money wasted, WHAT IS THE POINT?!??!!?? Duty is a SMALL percentage of what you buy. PAY IT AND STOP WHINING. AND STOP LITTERING!!! Canadians come here, buy new shoes, leave their old ones in the parking lot, open boxes and throw them in the parking lot, and throw garbage everywhere. Lazy ass bastards. It's called a fucking garbage can, USE IT.

Until you show me that you guys can come over here and be at least a LITTLE competent, then stay the hell out of my stores.