Most Vegetarians Really Irk Me

As I was thinking about what to write today, I remembered something that happened to me a few weeks ago, at the mall.

I was in line at the Japanese Wok restaurant at the food court, waiting for my plate of chicken teriyaki. All of a sudden, I smelled body odor and bad taste. Two humongously fat and hideously ugly girls slammed their trays down on the rail.

"NO MEAT, just VEGETABLES", the larger one barked at the poor girl at the register.

Then, the two scumbags began to berate and put down anyone that eats meat. They talked about how people who eat meat are 'disgusting', and should be 'rounded up in a slaughterhouse themselves'. Yeah. Classic stuff.

Then they had the audacity to tell the woman at the register to tell the cooks to cook on a CLEAN part of the Hibachi Grill, so their VEGETABLES would not be contaminated by the meat.

Now, don't get me wrong--I don't care if you are vegan or vegetarian (most of you, however, don't eat enough protein though, which causes you to live fewer years you fricking retards), but, when you slow everyone down and act like an asshole in public, then it gets personal.

If there was a hell, those stupid whores will be there when they die. And their hell, much like yours, will look something like this.



(NOTE: For those of you who say they will not eat something with a face, remember. VEGGIE TALES vegetables have faces. And googly eyes, you bastards. How could you?!?!?!?!?)