Fat people don't deserve handicapped parking spaces

Have you ever seen a car pull into a handicapped space all crooked, and take up three spaces, only to see a humongously fat person leave the vehicle? Does the fat person walk normally? Don't you think that those spaces should be reserved for other people that have more serious problems?

Well, I do, and there is an answer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, a breakthrough in parking technology:

The Fattycapped space.



The fattycapped space, much like the handicapped space, gives the user a special parking privilege. However, there is one difference in the placement of these spaces: PARKING IS AS FAR AWAY FROM THE STORE AS POSSIBLE. Don't you think that the fat person in question should be getting as much exercise as possible? They have no right to be lazier and take all of the closer spaces just because they can't breathe a proper amount of oxygen with their fat-lungs. Seriously, these tubs of lard need a few calories sizzled off the neck fat for once.



While I'm on handicapped parking, I want to complain about how there are so many retards driving around with their handicapped tag hanging on their rear-view mirror constantly, too lazy to take it off. THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE ALL THE TIME! If you really need it, get a handicapped (or fattycapped) license plate!!