What's up with hats these days?!?

OK, this question is pretty relevant to today. I saw a bunch of "gangstas" wearing their typical attire: baggy clothes, K-Swiss shoes, and the obligatory bling. But, what the fuck is up with the new trend lately with the straight-brimmed baseball caps with the fucking stickers still all over it?!?!?!? You look STUPID! You don't scare me! I can ghetto-lean in my car wearing all that dumb ass shit too, but I choose not to because I don't feel like regressing back to the stone age, dumbshits.



Are you that lazy?!?!? Take the fucking stickers off! Every time I see this shit, I feel like ripping the hat off of their head, bending the brim as hard as I can, tearing the damn sticker off. Seriously, you guys look like K-Fed or something, and THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. Trust me on this one. K-Fed is high on the "stupid-ass-celebrities-that-should-be-killed" list. Do you guys think that this is a behavior that gets you laid? Whatever, you probably will say: "but I do get laid, blah blah muhfuggin' BLAHH!" Two words for you, buddy: MERCY FUCK.



While we are still talking about hats, I'll also address an issue that has been a problem too. Old men also do not know how to wear hats, either.

Here is a picture on how an old man SHOULD wear a hat.



And here is a picture of how old men wear hats NOW.



See the difference?

People, wake the fuck up. Seriously.