What's with the fucking quiff?

Next time you go to the mall, you should look for a group of whores that obviously don't realize how fucking stupid they look. I know, you may overlook them, because they are not only ugly as fuck, but also are pretty ignorable. But, to the point, lately I've noticed that a lot of them all have this shitty hairstyle: THE QUIFF.


Yeah, I got it off some stupid site that makes you pay for a bigger pic. What retards. But, back to the point.

How do they do it? Do they comb their hair back and have someone spit in it or something to keep the ugly ass arch on top of their head? Comb the ridiculous thing down. You don't look stylish. You basically reinvented Elaine's haircut on Seinfeld. Except Elaine's hairstyle was okay because the show took place in the late eighties to the mid nineties, a time where we can all agree that 99.999999998% of the planet was fucking ridiculous, so we can excuse Elaine.

I have a great idea. If you don't like the hassle of doing up your quiff, then here is an instant solution: The Elvis wig.



It looks the same, and you never need to comb or do it again!

But YOU. What is wrong with you people?!?!? I ask myself the same damn question when I see old ladies with caked on makeup and nasty perfume and dyed black poofy hair: "Do you honestly look in the mirror and think you look GOOD?!?!?"


It doesn't look to good here, does it? Same fucking thing.

This looks ALMOST as stupid as shaved off, penciled in eyebrows. Quit it, you retards.