What's with the fucking quiff?

Next time you go to the mall, you should look for a group of whores that obviously don't realize how fucking stupid they look. I know, you may overlook them, because they are not only ugly as fuck, but also are pretty ignorable. But, to the point, lately I've noticed that a lot of them all have this shitty hairstyle: THE QUIFF.


Yeah, I got it off some stupid site that makes you pay for a bigger pic. What retards. But, back to the point.

How do they do it? Do they comb their hair back and have someone spit in it or something to keep the ugly ass arch on top of their head? Comb the ridiculous thing down. You don't look stylish. You basically reinvented Elaine's haircut on Seinfeld. Except Elaine's hairstyle was okay because the show took place in the late eighties to the mid nineties, a time where we can all agree that 99.999999998% of the planet was fucking ridiculous, so we can excuse Elaine.

I have a great idea. If you don't like the hassle of doing up your quiff, then here is an instant solution: The Elvis wig.



It looks the same, and you never need to comb or do it again!

But YOU. What is wrong with you people?!?!? I ask myself the same damn question when I see old ladies with caked on makeup and nasty perfume and dyed black poofy hair: "Do you honestly look in the mirror and think you look GOOD?!?!?"


It doesn't look to good here, does it? Same fucking thing.

This looks ALMOST as stupid as shaved off, penciled in eyebrows. Quit it, you retards.

Gaia Online is full of AIDS-infested faggots.

The internet can churn out some really stupid pages. Some are a freaking waste of time. Sometimes a lot of really stupid people can find these really stupid pages, and then we have a problem. The internet becomes a breeding ground for 1337-speak and music fags, mall-goths, and weeaboos everywhere. If Gaia Online was a building, I'd totally fly a plane into it. Hands down.

What could be so wrong with one little site? Well, lets take a look at the things Gaia Online has to offer. You make something that Gaians call an "avi", which really is an avatar. You are this deformed anime character, and you post for GOLD. An annoying concept. You cannot eat, breathe, cut your hair, or dress up without first posting thousands of posts in what Gaians call the "Chatterbox". Let's take a look at what the chatterbox has to offer:



WOW. I mean, WOW. THAT is what you have to spend time in to get gold? Just READING THE TITLES make me lose brain cells! I'd rather snort Pixy Stix and watch Dora the Explorer instead. What a waste of time!

Inside the chatterbox, you will find ugly 13 year olds with loads of ridiculous problems. Here are some examples, as I cannot fully describe the idiocy:





And finally, the most pathetic:



These people also attempt to draw. 99% of Gaia draws, and 99% of Gaia cannot draw. Also, they only draw anime characters. Drawing cartoons do not make you an instant artist. Many of these gaiafags think otherwise, and proceed to make "avi" art, for a small fee.



What is my point? Gaia is a horrible carbuncle of a site that needs to be destroyed. Someone should just go find the creator and shoot them in the balls with a sawed-off shotgun.

20,000 Gaiafags waste their lives daily. Shame.

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What's up with hats these days?!?

OK, this question is pretty relevant to today. I saw a bunch of "gangstas" wearing their typical attire: baggy clothes, K-Swiss shoes, and the obligatory bling. But, what the fuck is up with the new trend lately with the straight-brimmed baseball caps with the fucking stickers still all over it?!?!?!? You look STUPID! You don't scare me! I can ghetto-lean in my car wearing all that dumb ass shit too, but I choose not to because I don't feel like regressing back to the stone age, dumbshits.



Are you that lazy?!?!? Take the fucking stickers off! Every time I see this shit, I feel like ripping the hat off of their head, bending the brim as hard as I can, tearing the damn sticker off. Seriously, you guys look like K-Fed or something, and THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. Trust me on this one. K-Fed is high on the "stupid-ass-celebrities-that-should-be-killed" list. Do you guys think that this is a behavior that gets you laid? Whatever, you probably will say: "but I do get laid, blah blah muhfuggin' BLAHH!" Two words for you, buddy: MERCY FUCK.



While we are still talking about hats, I'll also address an issue that has been a problem too. Old men also do not know how to wear hats, either.

Here is a picture on how an old man SHOULD wear a hat.



And here is a picture of how old men wear hats NOW.



See the difference?

People, wake the fuck up. Seriously.