Kid Nation! AKA Dicky Little Bastards Who Can't Even Wipe Their Own Ass

I decided to update twice today, since it's been ages since an update.

Anyway, as the constant slew of reality TV shows build up to a climax, Kid Nation jumps in the fray. Oh great, I thought, another dumb reality show created by the government to keep you completely brain dead and unaware of REAL reality. Boy, was I right!

The premise of Kid Nation, or KN, as the ultra-sexy logo flashes on the commercials, is that people who sniffed paint too much and shot way too much heroin wanted to see how 40 kids can handle living on their own. Sound pretty familiar, huh?



But get this (record scratch) -- IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! IN A GHOST TOWN!

Wow. That's pretty cool. I mean, I thought the show would be a little promising. I mean, I was looking forward to seeing kids eating manure, goring each other with pitchforks, and dying of dysentery, the cheeky bastards. But no. All I saw was a bunch of whiny, sub-retarded wastes of sperm trying to open doors without hitting their heads.


Kids doing what they are best for--manual labor.

The first episode was pretty stupid. I'll recap it for you. This Jewish kid spun a dreidel all day and talked to himself. A little boy was a wimp and cried. The leaders consisted of Apu from the Simpsons, a ginger kid, a kid with cerebral palsy, and some other girl. Well that was the gist of it. I think that kid had CP but I'm not so sure. Oh what the fuck who cares.


Fuckers.

Anyway, on the second episode, they decided that they were to kill chickens. I was like WTF? They were eating frozen hash browns and mac and cheese in the first episode, and all of a sudden they have to kill for food? Obviously the writers planted this idea in their head, since they wrote it in this faux-diary of these "settlers" that stayed in "Bonanza City", since it is a real place and all.

Well, I didn't watch, because I am an animal lover. I mean, I'm not some wimpy-ass vegetarian or anything, I just can't watch violence against animals. I can watch humans die, but not animals. I think it's because humans are all assholes. Animals can't be since they have no malicious intent.

Anyway, these brats aren't really alone since the cameramen are there and this pedophile guy tells them what to do now and then, so why kill the chickens?

I'll tell you why. It's because these idiotic producers have no plan for this show. They ran out of ideas the second after they thought of the show. After you take out the real danger, survival, and fears by filming and supervising them slightly, the show sucks. So these writers have to make things fresh by showing America what it wants to see. Survival, death, killing, murder, tears, and sorrow.

I hope that these kids all die from salmonella. Either that or the rest of the chickens should peck their eyes out and shit in the eye-holes.

Little dicks.